Should I say yes to having used illegal drugs in the past on my truck?
Lie. Always lie on things like that. Even if you feel that they will know youre lying, lie. Once your the truth becomes part of the machine itll always haunt you. Never ever admit to something like that on any form that you sign your name on. Once I applied for a mortgage and I was sure I would be approved. After all I had great credit. However I was denied for something I put down on a form at a dentist office 12 years ago. I dont want to say what it is because its embarrassing and certain people who might read this would be able to identity me. Lets just say if had something to do with lude acts in public. But its totally not that bad. Lude acts cover all kinds of terrible gross things. What I did was mild. I dont want to give the impression that I did some sex act in a pubic park. Although that happens. Not to me . Im not involved. I just know about it. Anyway, my advice is to lie on all forms about drugs and then enjoy drugs. Long distance trucking sounds fun. Ill bet getting high is a big part of trucking. I love to drive on speed. Im sure trucking is a lot of that. Doing speed and driving all night listening to conspiracy radio. Maybe meet a drifter chick whos trying to get away from her old man who beats her. You can go on the road together. Theres this great little campground just north of Portland Oregon with a beautiful river running through the middle of it. You could park the truck on the side of the road and go in for a skinny dip with the drifter woman. The cold water would make her skin all goose pimply and her nipples would get all stiff. You could lay out on one of the huge rocks along the river and get some sun. Ah nothing like that North Oregon summer sunshine. Theres something so magical about the summer up there. Yeah being a trucker is cool. I envy you, dude. Youre going to be like a Lynard Skynard song. Maybe not freebird. Did they do one about trucking? They must have. But yeah, always lie to the authorities. Especially about drugs. The authorities despise drugs because drugs make you think different. They dont want people who think different. Right, Jarvis? Yeah Im talking to you Jarvis and you know what this is about. You thought I forgot or I just didnt care anymore? Well I was just taking my time figuring out exactly how to ruin your whole life. Jarvis, its time for you to pay your dues. Watch your back fucker. Wow can you imagine if someone named Jarvis reads that? Im sure hes done shitty things in his life this Jarvis character, and he probably thought he was being contacted by someone from his past through an answer on Quora. He was like, whoa how did you know I would be reading this answer on Quara?!?!?! Haha. Ok well I gotta go to bed. Lie on the application. Trust me.